If I see ya slidin’ around the curve,

I may well call out loud to you —

slow down…. slow down.

If I see ya passing others on the hill,

I may have to yell out loud —

slow down — slow down.

If I see ya ridin’ the yellow lines,

I may have to let you know —

stay inside yer own lane, jest stay

in yer lane. And if I see you’re

pushing 50 in a 30 mile hour zone,

I’ll simply call the local cops

and ask they take y’all back home.

. . . . .

spb