Anchoresses Baya and Maura supported
one another in tenth century Scotland.

Banded-anteaters join Numbats Anonymous,
despite rumors of approaching extinction.

Bison book lovers celebrate celibacy and
eat deviled eggs with old cookie monsters.

Children get to choose favorite toppings
for their mankoushe flatbread today.

Clockmakers determine to end impunity
as we all fall back in time this weekend.

Digital scrapbookers take vows, solemnly
promise to uphold dynamic harmlessness.

Look for circles and learn homebrewing —
before planning more pumpkin destruction.

Margaret of Lorraine raised her children,
entered the convent, refused to be abbess.

Ohioans play outside, plan their epitaphs,
serve sausage & kraut to traffic directors.

Vitamin D promotes the practice of psychic
awareness, especially after wine tastings.

Winifred of Wales was killed by an angry
suitor, but later resurrected by her uncle.

Wonders may cease to increase one day.

. . . . .

Celebrate.Nonsense
Susan Powers Bourne