American footballers welcome
weekly increases in bank transfers.

Election officials eat doughnuts
and order Chinese take out again.

Elizabeth selects son John the Baptist
as head of the West County Carnival.

Guy Fawkes celebrants light up piles
of firewood and cast-off holy relics.

Holy Roman Empress Beatrice of Swabia
visits hermitess Canonica in the desert.

Idda marries and widows, then prays
and prays and prays we all love red hair.

On commercial television, Comasia makes
concrete suggestions to stay the drought.

Somehow, Kanakadasa rationalizes bhakti
devotion by offering up worldly similes.

The International Cannabis Committee
sneaks into the World Tsunami Summit.

Traitors and terrorists draw new lines.

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Celebrate.Nonsense |
Susan Powers Bourne